Monday, November 10, 2008

Jiffy Lube Can Suck My Balls

About six months ago my old car died, so I brought a brand-spanking new Honda Civic (because I'm poor). I've now been to Jiffy Lube for three oil changes and every time they try to sell me something.

For instance, today I was asked if:

I want my tires rotated (no, go fuck yourself)

My transmission flushed (because I need to spend $79 on that, blow me)

My air filter replaced, because every

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