This is an email we just got to the MBSR account. Sure, it smashes the shit out of me, but on the other hand, it is pretty fucking funny. So go fuck yourself SexyRexy and enjoy.
Dear Mr. Carruth:
We thought your fart jokes were so funny today! We made a list of our favorite jokes you might also like.
1. Knock Knock...Who's THere...Lettuce...Lettuce Who...Let us in, it's cold out here!
2. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts to!
3. What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper! Or a skunk in a blender! (I don't get that one)
4. Do you want some ABC gum? (then you take some gum out of your mouth and say), Already Been Chewed gum!
5. Are you PT? If they say yes, you say, your a pregnant teenager! and if they say no you say, your not potty trained!
Also, since its wendsday, if a person is wearing pink and green, that means there gay. And also, in our school, shut up means meet me in the bathroom in five minutes.
Also also, Kara wants to know if you'll go with her, please circle yes or no.
We also had a very funny booger joke, but our teacher said the school computer filter would not allow it.
Thank you for the funny jokes. You can send our class a postcard of were you live, we have a board where we keep them all. So far we dont have one for Alabama, California, Denver, Russia, or Alaska.
Sincerely,
Miss King's Third Grade Class
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
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haha nice. Maybe you can take a picture with flat stanley and send it to them.
Ooh, I can help out with that Alaska. I got another one for you...
What's big, red and eats rocks?
A big red rock-eater!
i hope that school class gets AIDS.
I got one:
What did Helen Keller say when she fell down the well?
Nothing she was wearing mittens.
How do you kill 15 flies at once?
Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a newspaper
Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?
TEQUILAAAA
You fuckers are awful.
What does a mexican and a cue ball have in common?
The harder ya hit it the more english you'll get out of it.
What do you call a black astronaut?
A nigger.
Weaselclown:
Wishing AIDS on someone is sooo winter of 06. The trend for 08 is viral diseases. "French Quarter Delight" or a "Shamu Special" is all the rage right now, and sure to stay hot through summer. We like to keep the public informed on which diseases are the must-haves, and which ones are passe. Bravo on the edgy use of children. It's provocatively innovative, and dare I say, sparkling with panache.
Jesus Christ Noce, around here we try to keep the racial humor at least a little suggestive. Holy fuck, here come the Stormfronters...
See Dr. C for example.
Why can't Helen Keller vote?
She's dead
Hey - I call 'em like I see 'em....
...on that note, what's the difference between a black guy and a pothole?
I'd swerve to avoid the pothole.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit
Sorry I am late to this party...
What do you say when you see a tv floating in your bedroom at night?
Nigger, put down my television.
I couldn't help but bust out this one...
What's the most racist gardening tool?
A sprinkler, because it goes chink, chink, chink, spic, spic, spic, nigga, nigga, nigga
What's the worst thing about raping a 3rd grader?
Getting the blood out of the clown suit.
OR
... out of the sandbox.
I now have 10 new jokes to try to get fired at work for saying tomorrow, I love you guys.
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